Happy Lack of Production Day

In honor (or dishonor) of our U.S. Presidents lets make sure that we have a very productive day. Let's make a lot of investments on Wall Street, let's go to the bank to deposit a lot of money, let's do real well in school, let's read all of our mail very thoroughly.
What?
All those things are closed. Ahhhhh......America. Way to keep up with the relevance of our society today. A day to honor people who valued commerce, education, and communication seems like a good idea. But , why shut everything down?
Oh, well. I guess since I'm not 35 years old yet, I wouldn't understand the whole president thing (nerdy note of the week: a person must be 35 to run for U.S. President).


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