I regret to announce that Peter Dunn has stepped down as C.E.O. of Steak n Shake. Therefore, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I have absolutely no chance of getting free Steakburgers for life. I had always held some strange hope that this was a possibility. This is mainly because Steak n Shake is based in Indianapolis. The good news is that I am currently the most well known Peter Dunn, that is still employed, in Indianapolis.

I have always had a soft spot in my heart (or a clogged artery) for Steak n Shake. My best friend and I ate there weekly in high school. I would stop there on the way home from the future Mrs. Planner's house, late at night, during our courtship. And their website provided me the nutritional info two months ago, and finally I realized that a 2000 calorie meal is never a good idea, whether or not you are with your best friend or on the way home from your future wife's house.

Peter, I dedicate this entry to you. You (and your facial hair) are an inspiration to Peter Dunns all over the globe (even the lame Peter Dunn that wrote the book on Goat Veterinary Medicine.) I can only pray that Peter Dunn has read Peter Dunn's book. Not Peter Dunn's book on Goat Veterinary Medicine, but Peter Dunn's book on personal finance. I hope that his severance package accidentally gets mailed to me. He lives about 3 miles away from me. I'm kidding of course. I hope that he becomes C.E.O. of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. I would love free meals there for life, but I hope he moves, because I like being the most famous Peter Dunn in Indianapolis. Tonight I will raise my class to Peter Dunns all over the globe. Salud.

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