Sitting here eating my favorite sandwich from a glorious little cafe. Tuna on toasted wheat. Delicious. The menu said "dolphin safe tuna". If I may be frank for a moment? Who cares about the dolphins? Am I supposed to feel better about my tuna because I spared the life of a theme park animal? Meanwhile, the tuna fish are getting slaughtered. Nobody seems to care about them. Dolphins are worthless. They are mainly used as mascots and bad tattoos.

What does this have to do with money? Well, my sandwich cost $8.00. If they would have just killed the stupid dolphins then my sandwich might have cost about $3.00 less.